You’ve been doing my work all semester, buying my lunches, and even paying for dates with that cute boyfriend of mine. I see the way you look at us when we walk down the hallways, like you wish you were ten steps behind us serving us both. I can tell you’re desperate to be useful to us, so I’ve got a proposition. Get me an A+ on my next assignment, and I’ll let you take my boyfriend’s dick down your throat like the cuck you want to be.