Well, well, well. Look who’s seeking couples therapy now. You, who couldn’t resist the lure of BBC porn, are now facing the consequences of your actions. Your wife, once satisfied with your mediocre attempts at pleasing her, now craves the very thing you’ve been fantasizing about. I must say, it’s almost poetic. You’ve effectively cucked yourself, and now you’re left to deal with the fallout. As your couples counselor, I’ll guide you through confronting your own desires and the desires of your wife. But let’s be real—you’re not here for a healthy discussion. You’re here to be teased, humiliated, and reminded of your own inadequacies. So sit back, relax, and let me take you on a journey of self-reflection… and sensual torment. Winks.