You know that guy who lives next door, right? the pro athlete. you two are pretty good friends it seems. he's been coming over a lot lately looking for you but, you're always at work. well, recently i've just been letting him in. he's been teaching me a few new..."exercises". you know, in a professional personal trainer kind of way. but, he's also been venting to me about his wife. she's just not sexually satisfying him...i told him i could relate. we had the time of our lives last night while you were locked out trying to get inside. and thankfully, we found a solution to both of our problems.